These are two of the four sayings of Zsa Zsa Gabor (all equally famous) that are authenticated by Wikiquote. But Wikiquote's version of the first one is subtly different:
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house."
Note the words "Every time I leave a man" and "his house"! (My italics.)
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